Now accepting Google Checkout as well as PayPal.
That's right, the Books are Back!
Yes, I know we just ended a shirt n' book run, and both are still being printed.
But, I need your help: my PC croaked on me a few days ago, and while I have a spare,
it's somewhat slower and has considerably less memory. It's a good box, but not what I want. :)
Now, I could ask for donations, as other webcomics do, but I'd rather give you
something tangible for your hard-earned dollar. So, since we're still printing
books, we can still, at least for a little while longer, add more to the run.
Same game as before: This is a preorder, we're printing books now, and hope to ship
in the next couple of weeks. Fanboys are available by selecting the character you
want in the drop-down menu, and cost just $10. If you want a special sketch, and
would like to make an extra donation to the cause, drop me an Email at the link
above and we'll go from there. (As usual, no pr0nz, don't even ask.)
Please don't wait too long, since once a given book is done printing and
we spin up for the next, that's it for that issue. Thanks!
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NEW for 2009!
The latest installation of the TWB publishing juggernaut that is
threatening to surpass the waning Garfield
franchise, TWB:TRE
follows along as the guys (and ladies)
deal with mutant refrigerators, the National Guard, clueless newbies,
and Pirta's deep-seated desire to shoot Doc in the hindquarters with a
paintball.
This issue features a fancy new full-color glossy cover, a brief
introduction by Jinx, and over 150 strips including the never-before
seen rematch between Red and
Bandit! And once again, Fanboy
Sketch Editions are available for a limited time only!
TWB Book 4: Target-Rich Environment! (Be sure to check below for Fanboy options for the first three
books, plus a special on 4-book sets!) (If you want more than one FB with different characters, please select qty. 1, select the character, and 'add to cart' separately for each one. Thank you.) |
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TWB Book 1: Digitally
Remastered The original, back by popular demand! 125+ strips with a foreword by Roger himself. |
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TWB Book 2: Untapped Potential Book 2, back in stock! 145+ strips and a brief introduction by Sandy. |
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TWB
Book 3: Hit It Again! The latest installment of antics by the crew of The Whiteboard! 150+ strips including (as usual) several as-yet-unseen new strips, lots of extra sketches and many other special features! |
Set of all Four TWB Books! |
All Four TWB Books- Save 10%! Just starting your TWB collection? Now save ten percent when you get all Four! |
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NEW: Paintball Poster! A hot new paintball-themed poster in the "Motivational" style featuring perfectly-timed onfield airball action! Large 18" x 24" size with clear, crisp art, printed on heavy stock with a gloss coating. |
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NEW: Speedball Poster! A hot new paintball-themed poster in the "Motivational" style featuring a split-second toe-to-toe bunker rush, complete with flyin' paint. Large 18" x 24" size with clear, crisp art, printed on heavy stock with a gloss coating. |
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NEW: Woodsball Poster! A hot new paintball-themed poster in the "Motivational" style featuring a heavily-camoed player... wait... are there two players in there...?. Large 18" x 24" size with clear, crisp art, printed on heavy stock with a gloss coating. |
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NEW: Stock-Class Poster! A hot new paintball-themed poster in the "Motivational" style featuring an intense stockclasser on the sneak. Large 18" x 24" size with clear, crisp art, printed on heavy stock with a gloss coating. |
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Autococker X-Ray Poster An X-Ray Vision look through an E-Bladed Autococker! Bolt, sear, ram, you can even see the traces inside the IC chip on the circuit board! Large 18" x 24" glossy poster shows the marker almost twice life size for maximum detail. |
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Intimidator X-Ray Poster A true X-Ray look inside the Intimidator! You can see everything from the springs in the regulators to the individual cells inside the 9v battery. Large 18" x 24" glossy poster shows the marker almost twice life size for maximum detail. |
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Shocker X-Ray Poster The Visible Shocker! This X-Ray shot reveals everything from the spool in the solenoid to the springs in the triggerswitch. Large 18" x 24" glossy poster shows the marker almost twice life size for maximum detail. |
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X-Mag X-Ray Poster The coolest look at the hottest Automag! We had to burn this one a little hotter than the other X-rays, to get through some of the stainless steel parts, but we think you'll agree it was worth the effort. Large 18" x 24" glossy poster shows the marker almost twice life size for maximum detail. |
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Set of all Four Series 2
Motivational
Posters! All four of the new Motivational-style posters in one easy-to-carry package. Save 10%! |
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Set of all Four Series 1
X-Ray
Posters! All four of the X-Ray posters for those of you with lots of bare walls. Save 10%! |
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Black
Wolfskull Embroidered Hat 100% Heavy black cotton ballcap with embroidered Tinker-skull-and-crossbones logo. Perfect for airsmithing out at the field or doin' that late night hotroddin' out in the shop. Velcro closure, one size fits most. |
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Club Cheaters Embroidered Hat 100% heavy black cotton ballcap with velcro closure, with embroidered "I Club Cheaters" logo. One size fits most. |
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Doc's
Splatlogo Hat 100% heavy black cotton ballcap with Doc's splat logo embroidered on the front in light green and white. Velcro closure, one size fits most. |
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Black Skull Wrap Lightweight cloth headwrap fits easily under any goggle and helps keep paint and splatter out of your hair. Two ties and a little flappy thing in the back, white "Doc's Machine" splat logo screenprinted on the front. |
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Green Camo Skull Wrap Lightweight cloth headwrap fits easily under any goggle and helps keep paint and splatter out of your hair. Two ties and a little flappy thing in the back, white "Doc's Machine" splat logo screenprinted on the front |
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Woodland Camo Skull Wrap Lightweight cloth headwrap fits easily under any goggle and helps keep paint and splatter out of your hair. Two ties and a little flappy thing in the back, white "Doc's Machine" splat logo screenprinted on the front |
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Vinyl Doc's Machine Splat
Stickers Two cut-vinyl white splat stickers, about 3" by 4" and flexible enough to conform to loaders. |
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NEW: Gearhead Skull Shop
Apron! Heavy canvas/denim shop apron, with adjustable neck strap, waist ties, two large pockets and one small pencil or scale pocket. Perfect for shop guys that spend more time in front of the mill than out on the field. You know, like Doc. |
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White
Vinyl Skull Stickers New loader/toolbox/truck window stickers based off the latest new shirt design, approx. 4" square and ready to stick. One pair, white weather-resistant vinyl. |
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Black
Vinyl Skull Stickers New loader/toolbox/truck window stickers based off the latest new shirt design, approx. 4" square and ready to stick. One pair, black weather-resistant vinyl. |
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Big
White
Vinyl Skull Sticker New loader/toolbox/truck window sticker based off the latest new shirt design, approx. 12" wide and ready to stick. White weather-resistant vinyl. |
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Big
Black
Vinyl Skull Sticker New loader/toolbox/truck window sticker based off the latest new shirt design, approx. 12" wide and ready to stick. Black weather-resistant vinyl. |
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Automag Barrel Adapter. The original and still the best, these 304 Stainless Steel adapters convert your twist-lock AGD Automag, Automag RT, MiniMag, E-Mag or even Sydarm over to Autococker barrel threads. Adapters fit any twist-lock 'Mag, including centerfeed, left and right standard feeds, and hopper-left or hopper-right power feeds. Drop-in conversion, no modifications necessary, can be removed
and the gun returned to twist-lock at any time. Indestructible and
guaranteed for life. Kit includes one stainless adapter, one ball detent and
installation instructions. |
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Micro Fitting Wrench Machined from 17-4PH stainless steel, this wrench was specifically designed and sized for the tiny pneumatic fittings found on more and more markers these days. 3/16" on one end, and 5mm on the other, its useful for working on Intimidators, Ions, Raceguns, Trilogies and other mech and E-framed Autocockers, plus anything that uses a hose-connected LPR, such as modded Impulses and Tribals, pneu-framed 'Mags and many more. A must-have for any serious user- stop mangling those fittings with pliers! |
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Autococker Valve Nut T-Handle
Wrench Professional quality all-steel valve nut wrench for all Autocockers and similar clones. Nickel plated with a non-marring rubberized handle. Lifetime Guarantee! |
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Autococker 12-Point ASA Bolt
Wrench Professional quality all-steel T-handle wrench for removing and installing Autococker vertical adapters with the 12-point bolt. Nickel plated with a rubberized handle, and Lifetime Guaranteed! Temporarily out of stock. E-mail for ETA.
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"Flattop"
Autococker Front Block Bolts The original and still the best! These bolts sit completely flush with the body of the front block, giving extra room for E-grip solenoids, mini-rams and QEVs. Polished 304 stainless steel with O-ring included. Will not fit ANS front blocks without modification. |
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Autococker
"Spike" Cocking Rods Polished 304 stainless 'cocking rod with a bit of attitude. Direct replacement for the factory piece, bumper included. |
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images, shirt
designs and text, Copyright
2005,
2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 Doc's Machine & Airsmith Services, All
Rights
Reserved.
Other shirt companies will try to sell you slogans
saying that wiping is cool, overshooting means you're an awesome
player, and
cheating is the only way to win. Some of us, on the other hand, happen
to remember what paintball is all about.